Wednesday, March 22, 2006
they wake.
the first thing they do,
the scuhohee ritual.
first step, get dressed in knickers,
specifically blue with green pokka dots.
and an impossibly large tee shirt over their shoulders.
dress code is important for the annn-cestors.
next, they put on music by the scuhooos.
and take one step front,
then one step back.
another step to the right,
and yet another to the left.
this repeats for 20 sets...
it's done slowly by the way..
it is believed to help enhance nerval circulation.
well, is is a requirment for their jobs/
brunchner has rules too.
nothing which the alphabets s, c ,u, h, or o, is to be comsumed.
for example, egg will be fine..
they go by the singular...
but never ever chicken,
it's by far the deadliest of all on the island.
double alphabets in the spelling you see.
so what people of scuhohee do everyday.
they have jobs like practically everyone else in the world.
surfing is a job, cycling is a job.
doing what they enjoy is a job.
the only difference,
in the outside world, farmers is the title for people who rear animals.
but in scuhohee..
they're just simply called animal men.
their way of life is really fascinating.
moandee is a family day.
tuuzdee is all surfers day.
weenoodee is no egg day.
toordee is the day they switch shelters with the neighbours.
freedee is a free day.
sallydee is in honour of the great sally boomally..
soonday is a day to do things soon.
come visit scuhohee this holiday.
an island of difference.
a moment of acceptance.
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